I have been to a bunch of conferences in my life. Most of the time out in California for something technology related, or a hop over the pond for the same reason. I have even been to a few bizarr conferences at the request of a client or boss, including but not limited to The National Funeral Directors Association Conference in Las Vegas for seven days, and an online dating software one in San Francisco. I am a pro at these things. At least that’s what PC Magazine, Wired Magazine, and Microsoft have told me. I often speak or present.